My mother's never been great at planning. She'll tell me about family functions literally the day before and get upset when I already have plans. She'll confirm events months in advance, and then I'll hear through someone else she has to cancel.
Like tonight. My sister and brother-in-law were in town, and I had reservations to one of Mom's favorite restaurants. Found out from Sister yesterday she switched her schedule to work today and wouldn't be home until 8p. Hey, I get work. But I mean, honestly.
But you know, I love her and stuff, so I made her pasta with shrimp and scallops in a tomato cream sauce, and we watched a very tense Lakers Game 7 from the comfort of my parents' house. And even with the basketball stress, and feeling utterly lost in her kitchen (I need a wooden spoon. Where is the measuring cup? Is this the biggest roasting pan you have?), this turned out to be a magnificent meal, and an easy one to boot - even my brain, which may be running out of memory space, is going to bank on this one for easy future company meals.
I call it Penne a la Ngocka. You see what I did there?
Penne a la Ngocka
adapted from
The Pioneer Woman
Serves 8-10
2 lbs. penne
2 T. olive oil
2 onions, diced
1 c. dry vermouth
15 oz. can of tomato sauce
2 c. heavy cream
1 lb. shrimp, cut into bite-sized pieces
1 lb. scallops, cut into bite-sized pieces (or whole if you're using bay scallops)
a handful of fresh basil, chiffonaded
salt and pepper to taste
1. Bring a pot of salted water to boil. Cook the pasta to al dente, drain and set aside.
2. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and saute over medium heat until onions are translucent and starting to take on color. Add the vermouth and let simmer for 2 minutes.
3. Stir in the tomato sauce and bring to a simmer. Stir in the cream and bring to a simmer.
4. Add the shrimp and scallops and cook until the shrimp is opaque. Add the cooked pasta and stir to thoroughly combine. Add the basil, salt and pepper to taste, and serve immediately.
Of course, that wasn't all - we started with a
Smoked Oyster Pate, aka Best Party Trick Ever. It is just stunning how mindless it is to put together for such great flavor reward. My friend Marcela and I were
just talking about smoked oysters last night, so I'm glad I had this recipe bookmarked and had the occasion to make it to satisfy the immediate craving I had from just talking about them.
Upon first tasting it, I thought there should be much more oyster flavor, and I mentally made a note to suggest here that you add another 3 oz. of oysters. When we got to my parents', and I set to work on the pasta, I set the pate out for everyone else, and by the time we were setting the table, I got to ask Matty what he thought of it and whether it needed more oysters. To my surprise, he said no, but when I finally got a taste, I had to agree with him. To truly get the flavor, I'd suggest refrigerating it for a half hour or so, and then letting it come to room temperature before serving.
Sorry there's no photo. Frankly, I forgot, but while this is tasty, it is not at all cute. So actually, you're welcome.
Smoked Oyster Pate
adapted from
Food52
Serves 6-8 as an appetizer
8 oz. cream cheese
6 oz. canned smoked oysters, drained
1 T. Worcestershire sauce
4 T. sliced green onions, white and some green parts
crackers or baguette for serving
1. Combine the cream cheese and oysters in the bowl of a food processor, and process until smooth.
2. Remove the oyster mixture to a medium bowl. Add the Worcestershire and green onions, and stir to thoroughly combine. Let sit for flavors to marry and serve room temperature.