
Have I mentioned that we just bought a TV? It is glorious. It's the first TV we've owned since we moved in together 4 1/2 years ago, and it's the first time I've had cable since college. And while football season was three-quarters of the way over by the time we got it, I'm making up for it big time this holiday season by watching every crappy bowl game that's televised (and there are plenty).
Today's crappy bowl game was Matty's alma mater Miami vs. Notre Dame. I wanted Miami to win, not just to be supportive, but to partially avenge USC's loss to ND last month (you know, the one that had me screaming for an hour in the rain).
Despite our spirit, though, Miami couldn't overcome its mistakes, and like the rest of this season, the mantra for today was, "At least the food was good."
I started us off with Tortilla Lime Soup. A couple of us are on the verge of colds, and it was a pretty chilly day - perfect soup scenario. I loved that it was so customizable - I left all of the garnishes out in separate bowls so folks could build their own bowl.
Tortilla Lime Soup
adapted from Soupapalooza
1 large dried New Mexico chile, stemmed and seeded
1 15-oz. can diced tomatoes in juice (preferably fire-roasted)
2 T. vegetable or olive oil
1 medium white onion, diced
3 garlic cloves, peeled
2 qt. chicken broth
1 1/4 lbs. boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 large ripe avocado, pitted, flesh scooped from the skin and cut into 1/4-inch cubes
4 oz. cotija cheese, crumbled
roughly broken tortilla chips
1 large lime
1. Break the dried chile into pieces and toast it in a dry pan over medium heat, pressing it flat for a few seconds, then flipping it over and pressing it again. Put in a food processor along with the tomatoes and their juice.
2. Heat the oil in a medium (4-qt.) saucepan over medium-high heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, until golden, about 7 minutes. Scoop up the onion and garlic with a slotted spoon, pressing them against the side of the pan to leave behind as much oil as possible, and transfer to the food processor. Process until smooth.
3. Return the pan to medium-high heat. When quite hot, add the puree and stir nearly constantly, until thickened to the consistency of tomato paste, about 6 minutes. Add the broth. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for 15 minutes. Taste and season with salt. A full T. seemed to be enough for me.
4. Just before serving, add the chicken to the simmering broth. Divide the avocado, cheese and tortilla chips between serving bowls. When the chicken is done, usually about 5 minutes, ladle the soup into the bowls. Pass the lime separately.

And because football isn't complete without red meat, Cuban Frita Sliders. Obviously, I don't use soyrizo because I'm concerned about the amount of meat in my diet, but I really like the flavor and texture of Trader Joe's soyrizo, and it was the perfect addition to these sliders. Not very spicy at all - I added a swipe of Trader Joe's spicy guacamole to it, and found it to be perfect. I may also whip up some Cholula mayo next time I make these as well.
Cuban Frita Sliders
adapted from Bitchin' Camero
Makes 24 sliders.
12 oz. Trader Joe's soyrizo
2 lbs. 85-15 ground beef
24 King's Hawaiian sweet rolls
1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
2. Remove the casing from the soyrizo and discard. In a medium-sized bowl, mix the soyrizo and beef together until they’re evenly distributed, then make small patties that are about 2 inches in diameter and 3/4-inch thick. Place them in a large cast-iron pan as you go.
3. Bake the patties until they are done to your liking. Stuff them into Hawaiian rolls with your choice of condiments - mine were pepperjack cheese and guacamole.
And sorry there's no photo for today's dessert, but Key lime pie usually always looks the same, so how about the one over here.
This one was so incredibly easy, I couldn't handle myself. I mean, if you were in a time pinch, you could buy a graham cracker crust, whip up and bake the custard within a half hour, and pop it in the fridge before your beauty sleep. And it's actually good. The crust was a little sweet for me, so I'd take out the sugar completely next time, but other than that, I'm excited for this in my repertoire.
Key Lime Pie
adapted from Epicurious
For crust
5 (5" x 2 1/2") graham crackers, broken into small pieces
1 c. almonds
1/4 c. sugar
4 T. unsalted butter, melted
For filling
2 (14-oz.) cans sweetened condensed milk
grated zest of 2 Key limes
1 cup fresh Key lime juice (from about 2 lbs. fresh Key limes)
4 large egg yolks
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees with rack in middle. Butter a 9" pie plate.
2. Pulse together graham crackers, almonds, and sugar in a food processor until finely ground. Transfer to a bowl and stir in butter. Press crumb mixture evenly onto bottom and up side of pie plate. Bake until lightly browned, 8 to 10 minutes. Cool completely. (Leave oven on).
3. Gently whisk together filling ingredients in a medium bowl until smooth and pour into crust. Bake until just set in center, 15 to 20 minutes.
4. Cool completely (filling will set as it cools). Chill pie, loosely covered, at least a few hours.

And finally, after a full day of football, I popped out to the grocery store for two packages of bacon and whipped up some appetizers for the folks meeting us at the house before we headed out to New Year's Eve dinner. I would have been just as happy making another Julia Child dinner, but we've hosted the last couple of years, and Matty wanted to mix things up this year by going out. I was still going to cook, though, and these Bacon-Wrapped Figs were to-die-for (and a great way to use up figs I've been neglecting in my pantry.
Regular bacon is fine, too, but I thought the peppered stuff was a fun contrast to the sweet, jammy figs.
Bacon-Wrapped Figs
1 lb. Neuske's peppered bacon
36 dried figs
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
2. Cut each slice of bacon cross-wise into pieces large enough to fit around your figs. Skewer close with a toothpick.
3. Set the figs onto a cooling rack set over a foil-lined, rimmed cookie sheet so the bacon can render while baking. Bake for 20 minutes, or until the bacon is done to your liking.





