
I cannot believe it took us
five months, but our still-nameless (anyone have suggestions?) cooking club reconvened to turn a table full of ingredients into a five-course fall supper. This meeting's theme was "favorite chefs," and we all submitted our favorites for Hilary to organize. I can't quite remember who was responsible for what, but here goes:

Clockwise from left:
Jamie Oliver's
Candied Bacon Green SaladThis bacon. Is. To. Die. For. I had never even
heard of using clementine juice to candy bacon, but boy am I glad Jamie Oliver thought of it. It doesn't come out particularly citrus-y - just swoon-worthy morsels of delicious porkiness. I was also a huge fan of the rustic croutons and the addition of pomegranate seeds. Somehow, the pomegranate was able to lighten up the whole salad in spite of the fact that its very name included the words "candied" and "bacon."
Judy Rodgers'
Savory Onion Tart (I think I found the link to the recipe, but wouldn't you know it - the LA Times' archives is undergoing maintenance. I'll try again later).
I mean, you had me at "onion tart." I am a huge sucker for caramelized onions. Especially caramelized onions that have been super thinly sliced by Gina's mandoline. But please, let us talk about this crust. It is insane. It is so flaky and buttery and delicious. Like a more substantial puff pastry. Hilary was afraid of not having enough time to prepare the dough, so she made it last night and brought it with her. She described all the steps involved, and I have to be honest - upon first hearing it, I thought it was terribly fussy. I mean, it's tart dough. People make tart dough all the time. Why does Judy Rodgers think it takes 4 pages to describe how to do it? And then you take a bite. OH. THAT'S WHY. I bow down to her Zuni greatness.
Julia Child's
Cheese SouffleI believe this was the recipe that was printed out for us, but Gina ended up having the original
Mastering the Art of French Cooking (which trust me, I've been looking for at every Flea Market) - not sure what the variations are, but it did feel special cooking from that book.
It wasn't quite as scary as we all thought it would be. It's really all a matter of timing with this dish, and it would probably have been entirely too much for one person to undertake on their own, but having 4 sous chefs definitely helped. It was worth all the effort, though - all that melting cheese smelled impossibly good while it was baking, and even though it fell before we took it out of the oven (we think the culprit is a souffle dish that may have been too large), we girls polished off the entire thing. There's a reason this dish is a classic - you just can't go wrong.

Lidia Bastianich's
Lobster RisottoHoly hellfire. This dish is why tastebuds were created. It was by far the biggest production of the afternoon, and it was so worth it. I almost followed through with my threat to eat the leftovers we had packed up for Matty on the car ride home. Almost. But I love him and stuff, so I chewed some gum instead.
Here's the abbreviated version. If I find a link, I'll scare you off with that later:
Step 1: Kill the lobsters. Oh God. A job for brave girls like Gina and Jen.
Steps 2 & 3: Get two saucepans going with almost-identical vegetable mixtures. One pot becomes the risotto pot, and the other becomes the lobster sauce pot.
Step 4: Make lobster sauce out of lobster pieces (meat in shell), crushed tomatoes, tomato paste. Remove and reserve lobster pieces.
Step 5: Make risotto as you would with stock. Or, if you happen to know classy girls like Gina, use the homemade lobster stock she happened to have in her freezer.
Step 6: Add lobster sauce in as one of the stock additions.
Step 7: Stir and stir and stir.
Step 8: Turn risotto out into a serving bowl. Top with reserved lobster.
Step 9: Ooh and aah.

We closed out the evening with a tribute to one of my favorites, Dorie Greenspan and her
Devil's Food White-Out Cake.
One of the reasons I wanted to make it is because I am just awful at cake-decorating. I don't split layers horizontally very well, and I am even worse at frosting. Well, I managed to avoid splitting the layers because I didn't read the directions very carefully and brought 9-inch cake pans instead of the required 8-inchers. This left me with very short layers, so we decided to just leave it a two-layered cake, and instead of crumbling a leftover layer for topping, Laura shaved some Scharffenberger over top.
The frosting was slightly terrifying - boil syrup until 242 degrees and then with a mixer going, pour into stiffened egg whites. Our syrup never got that high (continuing my streak with
candy thermometers), but we thought it had been boiling long enough, so we poured it in while it was still at about 225 degrees. It still turned out magnificently.
The cake was positively ethereal - so light and fluffy and perfectly complemented by the marshmallowy fluffiness of the frosting. Again, I had already texted Matty that I was bringing some home to him, so my Big Red got a thorough chewing on the car ride home.