Oh, sweet Thanksgiving. Doing test recipes six months
in advance. Dropping over $200 on groceries almost $300 on various items at
Williams-Sonoma and
Sur La Table (thankfully mostly on gift cards).
And it was the most magnificent success I've ever had. Third time's always the charm, but that's not to say the last two were not successful. :)
Let's start at the beginning. I start with a Word document that contains 5 headings:
1) Menu - tested recipes become italicized or deleted, and a
final menu is compiled.
2) Stuff - the Williams-Sonoma/Sur La Table category
3) Guests - self-explanatory
4) Groceries - see above
5) Schedule. This is the most important part. It's a 5-day plan that includes hitting the Farmer's Market/grocery stores on Sunday, making the cornbread for the stuffing on Monday, having a night off on Tuesday for
Katy Perry's EP release show, and the bulk of the work being done on Wednesday.
Except I got my schedule all screwed up. Got out of yoga too late and couldn't find parking, so I missed Sunday's Farmer's Market. Ended up doing all my groceries Tuesday night before the big show. The cornbread got moved to Wednesday morning before work. I also started playing with my new food processor (I'm sure a loving essay will be churned out later), and somehow managed to create four
pie crusts that morning.
Thankfully, we closed the office early, so when I got home at 4:30p, I started out cooking. With a little Thai delivery break for dinner, I managed to get everything done in, oh, 8 hours:
- hollowed out onions per the Gourmet recipe that
Deb posted on Smitten Kitchen. That took an alarmingly long time to do. Roasted the onions and let them cool while I made...
-
Andouille Sausage and Cornbread Stuffing from Bon Apetit via Epicurious. The best part being the andouille from the
European Deluxe Sausage Kitchen. Seriously, if you're in LA, you have to go there. This was my main stuffing last year, and this year, I thought I'd mix it up by stuffing it in the aforementioned roasted onions. I followed the recipe exactly except for adding the dry cornbread stuffing mix. As I did last year, I made up a box of Jiffy cornbread, cubed it and threw it in. After the initial 30 minute baking period, I stuffed it in the cooled roasted onions and stuck it in the fridge for Thursday reheating.
- made
Sweet Potato Gnocchi, also a Bon Appetit recipe via Epicurious. It's kind of my thing. I could probably make it my sleep at this point. I prefer to individually form the gnocchi as opposed to creating ropes of dough and slicing off chunks. It's probably less efficient, but it's a lot more fun, especially when I recruit the mister to help. After we came up with two cookies sheets full of gnocchi, I stuck them in the freezer for Thursday boiling.
- made
Ruby Port Cranberry Sauce, a recipe posted in the LA Times. Delightful. I don't generally like cranberry sauce, but this was wonderful. I'm not sure you could ruin anything that contained 1 1/2 c. of ruby port, though. Talk about nectar of the gods. :)
- made barbecue sauces to serve with our smoked turkey. If I do say so myself, it was a brilliant idea. We came across it accidentally - Matty wanted to modify our smoker, and one of the websites led him to
Coffee-Flavored Barbecue Sauce, aka Texas Blackjack Sauce. It was a simple enough recipe - combine a bunch of things, simmer for 25 minutes. I freaked out because I hadn't read carefully enough that I needed a whole cup of Worcestershire (who has that much Worcestershire?!?), so I ended up only making a half recipe. It was good, but not very strongly coffee-flavored. And Matty makes a strong cup of coffee, so if we make this again, we'll have to make it even stronger.
- and because I'm an over-achiever, I had to have a trio of barbecue sauces. The next one was
Molasses-Bourbon Sauce. Maker's Mark always figures prominently in Thanksgiving (as well as in life, mostly by being on the rocks), so I thought it should also have a place in our food. Last year, it was featured in a very spiked warm apple cider. This year, sauce. This recipe made a massive batch. It was good, but I should have followed some of the reviews when they suggested that 2 cups of ketchup was too ketchup-y. I did follow the tip to use 3/4 c. bourbon instead of 1/2 c. bourbon and 1/4 c. water, which was nice. :)
- and the last sauce, my favorite:
Roasted Pepper and Maple Barbecue Sauce. It was so interesting. A roasted pepper base instead of tomatoes. Minus a leaky blender incident that cranked me up, it was perfection. I may have slightly overdone it with the chipotle, so I'll dial that down next time. I've never been good at spicy foods.
- last thing for the day: the Cranberry Chocolate Tart I had made
here. Kevin couldn't stop talking about the crust, and Marcela made an advance request for this pie for her birthday. In July. She also insisted that it was the best dessert I had ever made. :)
Okay, that brings us up to midnight-thirty. Time for bed.
I was going to wake up early to go to the gym to counteract the calorie-fest, but it didn't happen. :P
Started roasting potatoes for the Smoked Salmon Tartare on New Potato Slices. I had made it once when Gabe and Allison came over for
brunch, but here's a better photo:

(Bad-ass place-card/food identifier idea courtesy of
yumsugar. Mini apples were found at the Farmer's Market; the card stock was actually
Avery Clean Edge Business Cards that I had leftover from my days as a freelance music publicist).
Next up was the gorgeous and delicious Jam Coffee Cake that I made
here, this time with blueberry preserves. I thought I had over-compensated for the first layer of batter, but somehow, my preserves still ended up near the top, as opposed to in a lovely ring in the middle. Ah well. Still wonderful. Monica said that's how all cakes should taste like.
The mini quiches were a fun experiment, too. I've made Elise's
Caramelized Onion Quiche more times than I can count, but I've never miniaturized them before. Christened my new mini muffin pans with them. Used two batches of pate brisee and a perfectly-sized water glass to cut out rounds. Filled them with the onions, a sprinkling of Gruyere, and then spoon-fed about 3 teaspoons of the egg mixture into each one so it wouldn't overflow. I think I ended up baking them for about the same amount of time - 35 minutes.
Then it was baking the apple tart crust with the
Honey-Pecan Pumpkin Pie (are you sensing a trend with Bon Appetit/Epicurious? That's because, on the whole, their recipes are brilliant). I think sharing the oven space really increased the amount of time the pumpkin pie needed to bake. And then I ended up forgetting/not hearing the timer because I was watching the Cowboys game. :P The top ended up kinda dark, but the extra time didn't affect the texture and taste at all. I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to keep it away from our dear friend Greg, whom I've dubbed "the world's worst diabetic." Last year, I had made the pecans but forgot to serve them, and they weren't really missed, so I just skipped them altogether this year.
Next up were apples:
Mark Bittman's Blue Cheese Apples and the Apple Custard Tart I made for
Halloween. This time, the apples were massive and wouldn't fit in the pattern I tried earlier, so here's what I ended up getting:

Bittman comes through yet again. Like I said, add a cup of port and I'm there. Add Gorgonzola, and I'm even closer. I ended serving these at room temperature because the oven was already full with reheating two potato dishes (one each from Vicki and Jeff), creamed spinach (from Jeff), and my stuffing. They were really great, though, and I think I'll make one my lunch with the leftover cheese and cracker tray. :)
Boiled up the gnocchi, browned some butter, threw sage in, poured it over the gnocchi. One of my favorite dishes of all time.
As soon as I finished that, Matty declared our turkey done. Apparently, you're supposed to let the internal temperature reach 176 degrees, but it had hit 162, remembered we had taken it out early last year, too, and we were tired of waiting, so we just took it out to rest. I give you, our tur-bacon. :)

It wasn't supposed to have bacon on it. But Jeff brought a package, and it was too late for brunch, so we draped it on the turkey after about 3 hours in the smoker. Another 3 1/2 hours later, we had our star.
Gravy. Like cranberry sauce, I don't like making gravy either. If it wasn't freaking tradition, I wouldn't make it at all. However, I did find a recipe for
Cider Gravy that I thought would be interesting enough for me to experiment with, but also traditional enough for the purists to have on their turkey.
It seemed to call for a massive amount of liquid (4 c. stock and 1 1/4 c. apple cider), and I didn't want to whisk forever, especially with the turkey only needing so much time to rest, so I only ended up using the 1 1/4 c. of cider, 2/3 c. pan juices and the 1/2 c. stock that I mixed with flour for the thickener. Obviously, it ended up being very strongly cider-y, so I added a couple dashes of chicken bouillon powder until it tasted right.
Dear heavens, was that all? Here's the recap then:

Hope you and yours had a wonderful Thanksgiving as well! Already have test recipes lined up for Thanksgiving '08, mostly stuff I didn't get around to testing this year. It never ends, does it? :)
I'll leave with what not to do with a creme brulee torch. I had read in the LA Times about a
Bruleed Pumpkin Pie, but the recipe looked too intense, and I really like the pumpkin pie recipe I had, so I set out some sugar and a torch if people wanted to brulee their own slices. Maybe next time, not so much. :)